This needs to be fairly quick (which never happens) cuz I have to clean my humble abode due to the fair Ms. Emma, the honorable Real Writer (and not my cat), who will be arriving in less than two days to have blogger girl time with some of our local talent - namely Irony, Pix, Kario, Wendy.. and oh.. anyone else who wants to tag along. For money. Kidding.. well.. sort of. Anyway, I better get crackin'.
So.. hi there Mr. Governor Schwarzenegger! Look at you! Who knew you were such a Democrat at heart?! Ok.. maybe not completely and this is where I'll completely show my amazing ignorance of political goings on, but.. YAY YOU! You have some great ideas - like seriously.. health care for everyone in California INCLUDING illegal immigrants? Wow.. my heart truly swells and finds that incredibly compassionate because you can hear all of your party completely seething from here. I still think it rocks. I wish we lived in a world that could and will happen and I wish you the best of luck cuz you'd sort of need all kinds of peace and a resolution on all those border issues and all that to go with it.. but I'm crossing my fingers for you anyway. You go!
AND you want to decrease carbons in the air to combat global warming? By 10%?! Ok.. really, who are you and what did you do with the real Republican inside you? I'm so confused.. but again, like you much more right now. The polar bears send their thanks.
And I know it was hard telling people you'd have to build more prisons, but you made a point - either build them or the courts build them and take money from other funding for education and health care. Tho seriously you need $40+ billion to do that? Just for California? Um.. can't we just send the extra bad guys to Iraq? Or Siberia? Or the White House? Ok.. maybe that last part was mean. Sort of..
I'm liking this Idea Man you've become. You have energy and charisma and I hope you're not sexually harassing anyone anymore. You might not get everything (read: slim to no chance actually) you proposed and requested, not because it's not a great idea, but cuz you'll be opposed by a good amount of both sides for various reasons and I'm sure some of them will be sound - and still.. goddamn.. I just really dig your enthusiasm. Yup.. you kind of rock right now.
5 comments:
Do you know why the Terminator married his wife...to make a bulletproof Kennedy. OK, that is horrible but it was in a book I was leafing through at borders about comedy roasts and just wanted to use it and this was the perfect opportunity.
doug: Yes, that is groanable.. certainly. ;)
Perhaps Arnie has realized that his star power won't carry him forever. Maybe he has begun to look at the polls that say most Californians are liberals and he'd better shape up. Perhaps that skiing accident knocked a few of the loose screws in his head into their proper places. Regardless, I say, don't look a gift Democrat in the mouth.
My mother, infamous for her worst-case-scenario tendancies, told me on the phone today that the Gov'nator of my home state, the person my husband works for, could die from his femur injury. I think he'd have to be, gee, about 30 to 40 years old than he is now, not relatively young, strapping and in stellar physical condition, to experience a downward, fatal spiral from a leg bone break. Hmph.
kario: Hm.. that is a good point. I'll keep my liberal mouth shut.
domestic slackstress: Cool name, btw.. but although he probably wouldn't die.. have you seen the man lately? Not exactly in top shape.. but certainly strapping. If I've.. uh.. ever seen that.. Your mom sounds like mine.. like when she said they'd just passed a law that it was illegal to drive thru yellow lights.. riiiiight..
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